Tess - The Holts

It was love at first sight... at least for me. I wouldn't dare speak for her, she'd be likely to chew me up and spit me out if I attempted to put speak on her behalf... but oh what a way to go. My Nonna's yelling at me, her obnoxious little dog won't shut up and my skin is burning from the spilled coffee, the smell filling my nose. But I can't seem to look away from the proud line of Tess Holt's back as she walked away from me with the regal bearing of a queen.

You hear the expression 'meet cute' all the time now but what they don't tell you is how your world shifts dramatically and how all you want to do is sink your fingers into her messy hairdo and claim her mouth, ruining her for other men so she only sees and remembers you.

Too bad doesn't appear to be mutual.